HOT AIR & THE CLIMATE – Part 1

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Dickie Attenborough kicked it off when, during an address to the UN, he stated that, “The collapse of our civilizations and the extinction of much of the natural world is on the horizons if no urgent action is taken against global warming.”

Spotting a useful bandwagon from a mile away, our own Mary Robinson hopped on it with her own statement. “David Attenborough’s climate change speech ‘has echoed around the world,” the ex-Nodding President said. “We must take action with much more ambition to be on track for a carbon-neutral world. That’s why what David Attenborough said is important. The situation is potentially catastrophic, but it is doable. People need to take steps in their own lives. They need to get cross if governments are not doing enough,” she added. Undoubtedly she will soon be off again, jumping onto a huge four engined jet to fly half way around the world, (leaving a trail of CO2), to attend another lavish conference on man-made Global Warming.

Then I came across this Channel 4 documentary, by British television producer Martin Durkin, which argues against the virtually unchallenged consensus that global warming is man-made. A statement from the makers of this film asserts that the scientific theory of anthropogenic global warming could very well be “the biggest scam of modern times.” According to Martin Durkin the chief cause of climate change is not human activity but changes in radiation from the sun. Some have called The Great Global Warming Swindle the definitive retort to Al Gore’s, An Inconvenient Truth. Using a comprehensive range of evidence it’s claimed that warming over the past 300 years represents a natural recovery from a ‘little ice age’.

I urge all of my readers to take an hour out of their busy evening to see and hear the other side of the Climate Change story as presented by this film.

Carbon dioxide, or CO2, is a very common, naturally occurring molecule that contains two oxygen atoms and one carbon atom. In everyday conditions on Earth, carbon dioxide is a commonly occurring gas that is all around us. It is colourless, odourless, is naturally present in Earth’s atmosphere and is an important part of Earth’s carbon cycle. All humans and animals exhale carbon dioxide when they breathe, and plants absorb it during a process called photosynthesis in order to grow. It is not toxic, poses no great danger to man and indeed if it were in short supply or even absent, the planet would die. Carbon dioxide is essential to all of us.

The thoughtful scientists on the above Channel 4 documentary present the real facts about CO2 and this Earth. Firstly, the feared greenhouse gases represent only a tiny portion of all of the World’s gases. Then 95% of the feared greenhouse gases are simply evaporation from the oceans. The other 5% of greenhouse gases contain as little as 2% carbon dioxide. Of that little 2%, man-made CO2 is in the minority. Only .117% of atmospheric carbon dioxide is directly attributable to human technology. That’s less than one per cent of the existing CO2.

So, is there really a problem? To this unprofessional eye, the weather is unsettled these last few years and the seasons are less distinct. But weather is not climate. However, if as the film contends, man-made CO2 is far too small to have any effect on climate, then what could? To quote another source, “It is ten times as likely that atmospheric CO2 is coming from natural sources, namely the warming ocean surface, as it is likely that it is coming from anthropogenic sources.” The changes in CO2 track ocean surface temperature, not global carbon emissions. Burning fossil fuels is not increasing atmospheric CO2. Recovery from the Little Ice Age, driven by the sun, is causing the oceans to release CO2. It is temperature driving CO2 release, not the other way around. Just as it has always been. As the sun gets quiet in the next few years, sea surface temperature will begin to fall, and the rise in CO2 will cease. If the sun stays quiet for 30 or 40 years, ocean surface temperatures will fall far enough to reverse the CO2 rise, the globe will enter a new little ice age, and things will get really interesting.” It is a web site really worth visiting if Climate Change is of interest to you.

But back to the fiery nuclear ball in the sky. “Sunspots have all but vanished in recent years.” Dr. Kenneth Tapping is worried about the sun. Solar activity comes in regular cycles, but the latest one is refusing to start. Sunspots have all but vanished, and activity is suspiciously quiet. The last time this happened was 400 years ago — and it signaled a solar event known as a “Maunder Minimum,” along with the start of what we now call the “Little Ice Age.”Tapping, a solar researcher and project director for Canada’s National Research Council, says it may be happening again. Overseeing a giant radio telescope he calls a “stethoscope for the sun,” Tapping says, if the pattern doesn’t change quickly, the earth is in for some very chilly weather.

If you look, there are plenty of climate sceptics, of which, here’s a selection:

1) Global Warming Scam Exposed

2) ‘Global warming the greatest scam in history’ claims founder of Weather Channel

3) The Stunning Statistical Fraud Behind The Global Warming Scare

4) The Global Warming Scam by Vincent Gray

The above is just a small sample of the alternative view.

At this point I will end this article but I will write the second part of it shortly as I believe it is important that this topic be debated even more. It is not sufficient to state, as the IPCC is doing, that the science is irrefutable. That is not how true science works. It is however, how dishonest politics works and with the amount of money poring into fighting climate change measured in Trillions, we’d need to be sure it is actually a real problem first.

A TROUBLESOME KNACK

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Steve Jobs came to Cork in 1979 and set up his first manufacturing plant outside of the US. From the initial 14 workers who began operations there in 1980, the plant has grown to employ over 6,000 people now. Jobs had picked a greenfield site at the time, bought the freehold and had the building designed to look out onto open countryside of hills and valleys. It was, and still is a lovely view.

A small industrial estate sprang up behind Apple and beyond that towards the city, they built a large estate of social housing known as Knocknaheeney. For as long as I can remember though, on visits to the plant you had to drive past an itinerant settlement on the roadside about a hundred yards from Apple’s front door. It seems these people can just park themselves anywhere they wish and because they have a reputation for violence, the Gardai won’t intervene. On one visit, a meeting I was at, (in 2003 I think), was interrupted and the General Manager was called outside. He was told that the itinerants had taken over the entrance to the Apple staff car park and they wanted €10,000 in cash to vacate.

One way or another, that dispute was dealt with but I do not know if that particular scam was ever repeated. But the encampment across the road remained for many years and was a bit of an eyesore for senior managers when entertaining important visitors from overseas. As the years passed, Apple applied for and got permission from Cork Corporation to change the road layout at the front of the plant. In short, Apple procured the existing stretch of road from one side of the building/s to the other and in return, a new semi-circular detour was created consisting of about a half a mile of new roadway.

Then the Corporation approached the itinerants and offered to build them permanent homes if they would abandon their illegal settlement. The new estate was developed by the city council in 2013 and 2014 beside the new roadway. At the time we were told that round-the-clock Garda security on the housing estate building site cost taxpayers at least €300,000. We were not told just how much it cost, (at the time), to provide these brand new homes for the traveling community but there is a description of what was provided for them. It included seven one-bed bungalows, three three-bed houses, three four-bed houses, and nine spacious bays for caravans. The bays are each equipped with a standalone welfare unit which includes a kitchen/dining area, a living area, a utility room, a bathroom, and generous storage space.The homes came with solar panels and stoves with back boilers to maximise energy efficiency, built-in wardrobes, fully-fitted kitchens, and flooring provided throughout.There are hundreds of people on the housing list in Cork who would give their right arm for far less than that.

But the real grumblings of public dissent didn’t begin until we heard that, “A new community centre was built on the site to house community initiatives such as a homework club, computer literacy courses, learner driver courses, and boxing, but it was vandalised within months of opening.” Now if you know anything about the itinerants then you know that nobody from the settled community would have dared to enter that place and vandalise anything. There can be only one set of suspects for that act of stupidity. For the last couple of years on my visits to my sister’s home, I have often used a route that takes me past Apple and the new itinerant estate. There is no easy way to say it but the place is a filthy litter-strewn mess and again, that’s not down to the settled community.

This morning the Examiner has more news about the site. In an article entitled, “Illegal dumpers in Cork to avoid prosecution,” we are told that, “Prosecutions are unlikely against those responsible for a new wave of illegal dumping activity around a €5m purpose-built Traveller housing estate close to Apple’s European headquarters in Cork.” So it cost €5m of taxpayers money to house 16 itinerant families, (not counting the €300,000 for the Gardai), and in return, they have been illegally dumping suites of furniture, kitchen chairs, several white goods, plastic toys and containers, tyres, carpets, and metal over their back walls. The security cameras installed nearby to overlook the estate have also been subject to repeated damage and vandalism, said officials, meaning there is no proof of who has done this dumping, hence no prosecutions.

Incredibly, back when the site was finished, the members of three families on the halting site refused to move into the new homes and a standoff over facilities for horses and possible disturbance money ensued. Talks took place over several weeks and agreement was finally reached which saw all Traveller families relocate to the new housing estate in June 2015. Yes! You read that right. Beautiful new bungalows were built free gratis for these people not 200 yards from the shacks and caravans they were living in and the cheeky fuckers wanted “disturbance money” to move in. We’ll never know if they got that disturbance money either but what we do know is that when they did finally move, they made a filthy dump out of what was a really nice new custom made estate.

Let me pause to say also that I have met and known a few really nice and good itinerants but carry-on like the above really does blacken all of their names. The itinerants have been given the status now of a recognized minority so you may not tell the truth about them under fear of imprisonment. Because of that, I can only present the facts as I’ve laid them out here.

You can make up your own mind how you feel about it yourself but for God’s sake, don’t verbalise those thoughts to anyone else.

UNCONSCIOUS CONSENT

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“The majority of Irish college students believe that someone who has consumed as much as a bottle of vodka, 14 pints of beer or three bottles of wine still has the capacity to give consent to sex,” or so says the Indo. Well, either the paper is telling porkys or the standard of intelligence at Third Level is at an all time low. Lying journo’s or thick students, take your pick.

After three bottles of wine in one evening I would not be conscious, never mind in the mood for sex and I’m a seasoned drinker of the old school. And yet the NUI Galway study led by Dr Pádraig McNeela, titled ‘Are Consent Workshops Sustainable and Feasible in Third Level Institutions?’, includes surveys with more than 3,500 students at sexual consent workshops, devised by NUI Galway and held at four colleges nationally is prompting some serious calls for action. The report lists among its findings,

1) 70pc of female and 40pc of male students experienced sexual hostility or crude gender harassment during their college years;

Firstly, I know of none of the lads either in school or college who ever claimed that they experienced sexual hostility or crude gender harassment. Most would have been grateful for the attention in my day but it never happened. If 70% of the corresponding females have had such an experience then something basic has gone terribly wrong one way or another.

2) 25pc of women students experienced unwanted sexual contact or attempts at unwanted sexual contact through the use or threat of violence;

The use or threat of violence to obtain sex is called, in legal circles, rape or attempted rape. If a quarter of female college goers really have been raped or the attempt made on them then the campus’s should be flooded with Gardai bearing arrest warrants.

3) 71pc of female and 63pc of male students were dissatisfied with the sex education they received at school;

Ah, did your Mums and Pops do anything regarding such education of their precious offspring? It should not be up to the teachers to tell the little brats about sex especially when there is so little time to cover the rest of an overcrowded curriculum.

4) 67pc did not consider a female character in a story too drunk to give consent after she consumed 28 standard drinks – the equivalent of a bottle of vodka, 14 pints of beer or more than three bottles of wine.

How could you believe anyone, particularly a woman, with their lower alcohol tolerance, could give a coherent consent to anything when they are that pissed? The women couldn’t consent and the lads couldn’t get it up anyway, end of story.

There’s a problem though. If there is even a modicum of truth to these findings then we are looking at its symptoms and fallout, not the core problem. I suggest the core problem is a lack of lack of basic self-respect in student life today. You cannot offer respect to anyone else if you don’t first have respect for yourself. I have to think that if these misbehaving students really know deep down they are just useless little shits then the idea of right and wrong will mean nothing to them. In that situation, gratuitous sex for its own sake with the threat of violence included if they don’t get what they want would probably not present itself as a problem, much less a wrong.

The other aspect of it is all that drink. Alcohol was one of the Good Lord’s better ideas but the purpose of it is to enjoy and savour it. To throw three bottles of wine down the hatch at one sitting you would need to be drinking the stuff out of pint glasses. That is not what you do with wine. So maybe instead of sexual consent classes, as proposed, what these kids need is classes in self respect where alcohol could be served in portions that could be appreciated and enjoyed and they can learn a little about both.

Now there’s some joined up thinking so it will never happen.

CALLING ARCHITECTS OF INTERPLANETARY CRAFT

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I take several little walks each day down by the river in the ‘Millennium Park’ beside Tivoli. Over our long hot summer the skies were a clear blue and always featured large four-engined jets heading from the US to Europe and vice versa. Even at forty or fifty-thousand feet you could still hear those jet engines on the ground and such flights are daily, 365.

Three of such aircraft were in the news this morning here. The incident happened last Friday both over and off the Kerry coast. There was a British Airways Boeing 787 flying from Montreal to Heathrow, a Virgin Airlines Boeing 747 from Orlando to Manchester and a third aircraft, a Norwegian Air 737 traveling from Stewart, New York, to Shannon. The BA pilot kicked off the conversation with Shannon by asking if there were military exercises taking place in the airspace through which her Boeing 787 was passing but there were no military exercises underway.

The dialog then went as follows:
“The pilot responded: “OK. It was moving so fast.”
The controller then asked: “Alongside you?”
The BA pilot described how the UFO came up along the left-hand side of the aircraft then rapidly veered to the North. She said it was a very bright light that “disappeared at very high speed.
She said they were “wondering” what it could be, that it did not seem to be on a collision course.” The pilot of a Virgin Airlines Boeing 747, call sign Virgin76, then joined the conversation and made reference to a meteor or another object re-entering the earth’s atmosphere and said there were “multiple objects following the same sort of trajectory”. He said they were very bright “where we were”. The other pilot of the 737 said the speed of the UFO was “astronomical, it was like Mach 2”, or twice the speed of sound.

The Irish Aviation Authority said that they were investigating the UFO incident but I suggest the horse has bolted. Years ago I heard a couple of comedians do a sketch that raised a smile. In a cockney accent one said, “An unidentified flying object landed in my garden last night”. A rich British voice then asked, “How do know it was an unidentified flying object?” The Cockney replied, ‘Cause it had UFO written on the side of it.’ Indeed!

Astrologers tell us that the number of planets in space runs to trillions and apparently by the use statistics, we have to also believe that there is a strong chance that many of them must be populated by ‘intelligent beings’. The story goes that some of these beings are very advanced and can build spaceships, (UFO’S), that appear to defy our laws of physics. Certainly there are hundreds of sightings around the world each year but skeptics dismiss them as nonsense. The more credible History Channel does periodically cast a skeptical eye over proceedings but even they have put up a web page listing the five of the most believable UFO sightings of the 21st century.

It was with that in mind and with tongue-in-cheek that my idle mind went spinning into the realms of speculation. I imagined that the Irish Aviation Authority issued a statement confirming these lights in the sky off Kerry were indeed UFO’s from another world. What would the likely Irish reaction to this be? For starters you could expect Shane Ross to ask the Gardai to investigate as to whether the pilots of those craft had alcohol taken, given their erratic driving style. The Irish branch of the #MeToo movement would want to know how these aliens treated their women. The Irish Cancer Society would demand a smoking ban on all UFO’s in Irish airspace because they would define them as workplaces. Alcohol Action Ireland would be sure to demand a price increase on all alcohol sold on UFO’s in our airspace and would further demand that no tax-free alcohol be available to any of them. Alien or not, they’d have to pay the full whack for their booze. Dr. Donal O’Shea would then put his oar in to suggest that obesity levels among young aliens has been shown to be shockingly high, pointing out that E.T. had a swollen stomach and had trouble even walking. The Government might announce a new Minister for Alien Affairs and a whole new Department to go with it. I could go on you know.

But the jury is out on the whole question of UFO’s and their occupants. Ryan Tubridy hasn’t had one of them on the Late Late Show for all of us to see and hear. None of them have been confirmed as captured by anyone human, (Roswell?), and the damned aliens haven’t attacked anyone or blown anything up. So it is down to circumstantial evidence or whether you believe in them or not. But there is another possible theory. Pilots in general and BA pilots in particular tend to be serious professionals who avoid even mentioning UFO incidences lest they appear unsound to their employers. So for any of their number to raise the issue on open radio with any ATC, they must have seen something unusual last Friday.

In 1964, Aer Lingus took delivery of its first jet, a Boeing 707, which at the time was the state of the art airliner. The 707 was about the pinnacle of air transport at that time. However, under a cloak of secrecy in 1964 the SR-71 Blackbird aircraft took its first flight too. It was and is the fastest aircraft in the skies but for years the US officially denied its existence. As a result, when commercial pilots saw something streaking across the skies in their vicinity going a walloping Mach 3, the first thought they had was other worldly. People at the time knew of nothing man made that could go that fast so it had to come from somewhere beyond. This simple mistaken identity actually suited the in-the-knows at the Pentagon because their secret weapon remained a secret.

But on December 17, 1903, Wilbur and Orville Wright made four brief flights at Kitty Hawk with their first powered aircraft. Sixty-one years after that we got the SR-71. So if something like an SR-71 Blackbird could be designed, tested and built all of 54 years ago, what do you imagine they have in the line of man made flying objects today that are highly secret and clandestine in operation. Those pilots off the Irish coast last Friday could have been buzzed by almost anything and in fact, when in doubt, blame the Russians. Why not? Apparently they are responsible for almost everything else and they are pretty handy around aircraft design too. Mind you, if you prefer, perhaps it was the little green men that mankind became obsessed with in the fifties and sixties. Some may ask though, why Ireland of all places. I can only suggest that these aliens are partial to the bit of craic so where else would they go? If they like a drop too sure we’re in clover, or should that be shamrock?

So you aliens off the Kerry coast last Friday, if you’re reading this, please drop by and give us a spin in yer wonder machine. If its the Yanks or the Russkies though, why don’t you fuck off and play with your toys somewhere else.